Mokona Modoki

Actually Posted on 17th July 2008

Apparently the new australian release of the oxford dictionary will be including the following:

• Log On - Make the barbie hotter

• Log Off - Don’t add any more wood

• Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbie

• Download - Get the firewood off the ute

• Hard drive - trip back home without any cold tinnies

• Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once

• Keyboard - where you hang the ute, and bike keys

• Window - What you shut when it’s cold

• Screen - What you shut in the mozzie season

• Byte - What mozzies do

• Bit - What mozzies did

• Mega Byte - What Townsville mozzies do

• Chip - A bar snack

• Micro Chip - What’s left in the bag after you have eaten the chips

• Modem - What you did to the lawns

• Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix’s wife

• Laptop - Where the cat sleeps

• Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Red Rooster

• Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Woolies

• Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed

• Mainframe - What holds the shed up

• Web - What spiders make

• Web Site - The shed or under the verandah

• Cursor - The old bloke down the pub who swears a lot

• Search Engine - What you do when the ute won’t go

• Yahoo - what you say when the ute does go

• Upgrade - A steep hill

• Server - The person at the pub that brings out the counter lunch

• Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch

• Internet - Complicated fish net repair method

• Netscape - When fish maneuver out of reach of net

• Online - When you get the laundry hung out

• Off Line - When the pegs don’t hold the washing up

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