Monthly Archive for August, 2008

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The Weekly Funny – Application to Date My Daughter

Published on 9:00 am - Wednesday 27 August 2008 in TAFE, The Weekly Funny and Time of the Time. 0 Comments

I remember when I had to fill out one of these, it was tough. I found mine the other day and had a good laugh. Perhaps some of you will too?!

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________  DATE OF BIRTH_____________

HEIGHT___________  WEIGHT____________  IQ__________  GPA Grid_____________

INCOME TAX FILE NUMBER _________________  DRIVERS LICENCE ________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________  STATE___________  POSTCODE______

Do you have parents?                     ___Yes  ___No
Is one male and the other female?  ___Yes  ___No
If No, explain: _____________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married ______________________________

If less than your age, explain
____________________________________________________________________

ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van?        __Yes  __No

B. A truck with oversized tires?                     __Yes  __No

C. A waterbed?                                            __Yes  __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back?         __Yes  __No

E. A tattoo?                                                 __Yes  __No

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring,             __Yes  __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED ‘YES’ TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.  I SUGGEST RUNNING.)

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CAFC – S2 Week 5

Published on 9:01 am - Friday 22 August 2008 in CAFCA, TAFE and TAFE IT Computers a First Course / 3771. 0 Comments

Actually Posted on 25th August 2008

Hi everyone. This week we took a further look at acessing the internet, searching for material, and how to use our internet browsers to make surfing the internet easier. If you missed this lesson, I have included the relevant lesson notes below. We are going to take a look at email next, which is why I got each of you to sign up for a Gmail account last week.

You will need to bring your Gmail email address and password with you next week.

Google Mail (Gmail)

CAFC – S2 Week 5 – Lesson Notes

See you next lesson!

Remember; I put these links and resources here for your use. So if they are of no use to you, too hard to understand or you feel they are off topic, then please let me know, via any of the communication channels you have with me. I am more then happy to make changes, source better content or even create fresh content from scratch, just for you! You need only ask … nicely!

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Certificate 1 – S2 Week 5

Published on 9:00 am - Friday 22 August 2008 in Certificate 1, TAFE and TAFE IT ICA10105 / 19000. 0 Comments

Actually Posted on 25th August 2008

Hi everyone. This week we started a new module: Integrate Commercial Computing Packages. This module is mostly theory based, but there is some practical exercises that we will work through. If you missed this lesson, I have included the notes that I handed out below.

Certificate 1 – S2 Week 5 – Lesson Notes

There will not be a follow up video tutorial for this session.

Remember; I put these links and resources here for your use. So if they are of no use to you, too hard to understand or you feel they are off topic, then please let me know, via any of the communication channels you have with me. I am more then happy to make changes, source better content or even create fresh content from scratch, just for you! You need only ask … nicely!

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Digital Media – S2 Week 5

Published on 9:01 am - Thursday 21 August 2008 in Digital Media, TAFE and TAFE IT Foundation / 19040. 0 Comments

Actually Posted on 25th August 2008

Hi everyone. This week I handed out a different set of tutorial notes, and left it up to you to use the notes to work on your own photos. There is no order to complete these tutorial notes in, I just want you to use them to fix up your own photos. That’s why I asked you to take some “bad” photos, as well as good ones. This lesson style will continue through the next few sessions, before I give you your final project. If you weren’t able to make last weeks lesson, the tutorial notes I handed out can be found below

Digital Media – S2 Week 5 Photoshop Tutorial

There will not be a follow up video tutorial for this session.

Remember; I put these links and resources here for your use. So if they are of no use to you, too hard to understand or you feel they are off topic, then please let me know, via any of the communication channels you have with me. I am more then happy to make changes, source better content or even create fresh content from scratch, just for you! You need only ask … nicely!

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